Grove Cat

Grove Cat

LOADING SAVE FILE 01

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MOUNTING THE BLOCK SAVE DATED 2004
The block, frozen mid-frame
Grove Cat GAME PAUSED TIME SINCE SOMEBODY PRESSED PAUSE0000:00:00

Current Objective NONE ASSIGNED

Somebody paused this game in 2004 and never came back. I know because the clock in the corner has been counting ever since, and because nothing on this street has moved but me.

I was never a mission. No marker over my head, no cutscene, no voice line. I was set dressing on a corner, and then the world stopped and I was the only thing still loaded.

So I hold the corner. That is the objective now. I gave it to myself, which is the only way anybody was going to give it to me.

If you press resume, I keep standing here. If you do not, I keep standing here. I just prefer the company.

Grove Cat, character portrait
PLAYABLE: NO

Player Stats SAVE FILE 01

Missions passed
0
Missions offered
0
Corner held
21 years
Times left the block
never
Respect
local only
Favourite radio station
whatever is on
Cars owned
1, parked
Wanted level
none, ever
Contract address
soon
Leaning on the lowrider at golden hour
VEHICLE 01 / PARKED

Map ONE MARKER ON THE WHOLE BOARD

Map of the neighbourhood

You are here. Same eleven feet of curb since the save file was made.

Everything else on this map is somebody else's problem. I have never checked what is past the water.

There used to be more markers. They got collected. Mine did not, because nobody put one on me.

Gallery FRAMES FROM THE SAME SAVE

the corner, from the road
golden hour, leaning
nobody drives this late
the grill nobody spawned
it rolls up anyway
and it rolls off again
The backyard, still warm

Press resume whenever you want.

I am not going anywhere either way. The car will be at the curb, the grill will still be warm, and the corner will still be held.

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